Come see my wrestling show this Saturday night at Midnight. I’m playing a new character, The Hair Model, and it’s going to be lots of fun. If you liked my hair in those sweet Garnier Fructis commercials, you don’t want to miss this. The hair is back!
ucbw:
Hello comedy wrestling fans!
The UCBW has been in hiatus since our last event, AutumnSlamn. But we return this Saturday night at midnight for our year-end spectacular - HANUKKAOS!
For the first time ever, UCBW owner Chuck McMahon will present a stable of 100% brand slamming new MegaStars who will battle it out in a tournament for a permanent UCBW contract to be seen on future CageMatches!
It’s eight crazy matches in a festival of fights!
MegaStars scheduled to debut: Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer, Jingles the Elf, Feral Child, Cocktoberfest, Johnny Wimbledon, Muscles Marinara, The Camp Counselor, Taco Bell James, Jerry Garcia, Sgt. Herpes, The Hair Model, and The Waiter.
Also, the main event, the ultimate grudge match: Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler
Can Anne Frank defeat Hitler and save the holidays with a Hanukkaos miracle? Who will win the coveted UCBW contract?
Live on pay-per-view* at the UCBW Arena!
Only 5 bucks! Only 14,000 tickets available!
Make reservations here!
*not actually on pay-per-view.
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Midnight. I’m playing...it’s going to be lots of fun. If you liked my hair in those sweet...
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